Laughing House: 7 Kinds of Sex: "Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you ..."
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Sunday, 17 July 2011
7 Kinds of Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for a short time and you are so horny you
will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
This means you get Nun in the morning,
Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your partner
any more. He/she takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone.
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for a short time and you are so horny you
will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
This means you get Nun in the morning,
Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your partner
any more. He/she takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone.
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on.
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