": What a great sense of humour...Excellent

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Subject: FW: What a great sense of humour...Excellent

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This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humour... And creative!!! When U Black, U Black When I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK, When I was scared, I was BLACK, When I was sick, I was BLACK, And when I die, I'll still be BLACK. NOW, You 'white' folks...... When you're born, you're PINK, When you grow-up, you're WHITE, When you go in the sun, you get RED, When you're cold, you turn BLUE, When you're scared, you're YELLOW, When you get sick, you're GREEN When you bruise, you turn PURPLE, And when you die, you look GREY. So why y'all be callin' us COLORED Folks? __._,_.___

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Kissing your Model

House of Jokes to make you laugh, as Laughter is a good medicine to get healing in the Body and release tension in the mind. This was posted to me and thought I will share it with you.


The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction 
he felt for his female model in front put on display completely in her nude became irresistible. finally he threw down 
his palette, took her in his arms and gave her a big fat kiss .
She pushed him away saying "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," but not me 
he said.
"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.
"Really," she said, softening. "How many models have there been?"
"Four," he replied. "A jug, two apples and a vase."
hahaaa...