A lot of folks can't understand how we
came to have an oil shortage here in Britain ..
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely
geographical.
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Our OIL is located in The North Sea
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All Our DIPSTICKS are located in
Westminster.
Any Questions ?
NO? I didn't think so!