A Woman's View

                                                                    A Woman's View

"I'm just sayin . . . .!"

1 
He said to me . ... .

I don't know why you wear a bra;

you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?


2
He said to me ... . .........

Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him .. That's a good idea -

you stand by the stove & sink while

I sit on the sofa and fart


3
He said to me. ...

What have you been doing with

all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


4
He said to me. .....

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don't have time. 



5
He said to me. .

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.


6
He said to me. .

Why is it difficult to find men who are                               

sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.


7
He said to me...

What do you call a woman who knows

where her husband is every night?
I said to him. . .. A widow. 



8
He said to me....

Why are married women heavier than singlewomen?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home,

see what's in the fridge and go to bed..

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 



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