All
drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example,
the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen..
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil
is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The
FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer
Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for use as a mixer.. It
will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
one. Obviously
we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to
the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned
'stiff drink'. Pepsi
will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought
for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This
means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what
to do with them.
