google-site-verification: google6fa9f6aab2dd5485.html Laughing House: 10 Aug 2013

Saturday, 10 August 2013

Lipstick in School

 Lipstick in School

According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle upon
Tyne was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would
put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press
their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the
girls would put them back. Finally the Headmistress decided that
something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem
for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can
just imagine the yawns from the little Geordie Princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she
asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers............and then there are educators.

Fishing v porn

 Fishing v porn


The longer you've been married, the funnier this becomes!


 An elderly married couple was at home watching TV.

The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a
 
fishing channel and the porn channel.

The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:

"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel.

You already know how to fish!"

Sex After Surgery

Sex After Surgery

A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied ... "Mr. Maynard was admitted to Ophthalmology – all we did was correct his eyesight."