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Friday, 22 July 2011

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UK Odds and Sods for SaleThis is a Blog dedicated to discuss the sale of Odds and Sods. There is money in your, Books, furniture, collections and unwanted things. Just because you don't want them does not mean they are fit for the dump. There is always some one who will be willing to buy them off you. We can also discuss, sales and techniques, and how other peoples they dealt with their selling.

MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES

MEN DO REMEMBER
ANNIVERSARIES 
  

A woman awakes during the night
to find that her husband
was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee,
 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly. 
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily..

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 
'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?' 
'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... 

'I would have been released  today. '