Save Money get a new Car

I traded in my old car and purchased a new Car in its place. Because the Car was A rated, in its Carbon imitation I do not have to pay  road Tax. I get 90 mpg and so saving on my fuel bills. Being a new Car my Insurance is cheaper, and no MOT for 3 years. In all I have a new car I drive with pride, smoother running and comfort. I would seriously consider it.
Toysrus

Oh Dear!!!

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and
pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her
panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.

"Well go look in the garage..."