Ear Infection - a cracker

 Ear Infection - a cracker

 They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and

 

you

 

have to

answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it

 

is embarrassing.
 There's nothing worse than a Doctor's

 

Receptionist who insists you tell

 

her

 

what is wrong with you, in 

a 

room full of other patients.

 

I know most of us have experienced this,

 

and I love the way this old guy

 

handled it.
 

 A 75-year-old man

 

walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the

 

desk.

 The

 

Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for

 

today?'

 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

 The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a

 

crowded waiting room and say things like that.  '

 'Why not, you

 

asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

 The Receptionist

 

replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this

 

room

 

full of

 

people.

You should have said there is something wrong with your ear

 

or

 

something and

discussed the problem further with the Doctor in

 

private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in

 

a roomful of

 

strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.

 The man

 

walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

 The

 

Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

 'There's something

 

wrong with my ear,' he stated.

 The Receptionist nodded approvingly

 

and smiled, knowing he had taken her

 

advice

 .

 'And what is wrong with

 

your ear, Sir?'

 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

 The

 

waiting room erupted in laughter.>

 

Mess with seniors and you're

 

going to lose!

Definition of the word "Coincidence.

Definition of the word "Coincidence.

A chicken farmer went to the local bar ... He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."

"What a coincidence" - said the farmer, who added: "It is a special day for me ... I'm celebrating"

"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence" said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked: "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they're are all set to lay fertilized eggs."

"This is awesome" said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster" the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence."

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