Whether Conservative,
Liberal or Labour , I
think
you'll get
a kick out
of
this!
A little boy goes to his
dad
and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let
me
try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the
family, so call me The Prime Minister..
Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so we call her the Government
We are here to take care
of
your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will
consider her the
Working Class.
And your baby brother,
we
will call him the Future.
Now think about that and
see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes
off
to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he
hears
his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby
has
severely soiled his nappy.
So the little boy goes
to
his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her,
he goes to
the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his
father in bed with the nanny..
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the
little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of
politics now. '
The father says, 'Good, son,
tell me in your own words what you think politics is all
about.'
The little boy replies, 'The
Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the
Government is sound
asleep. The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit.'
