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The Last Kiss
Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big
burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the
State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and
says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up
there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going
to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear
'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity
either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don't you give
ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all,
she leaned back over the railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep,
lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better
one.
After they breathlessly
finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the
onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then
says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I
have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You
could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing
suicide?"
"My parents don't like me
dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she
jumped or was
pushed.
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