The
German maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, Now Inge, why do you want a pay increase?"
Inge: Well, Madam, there are tree reasons why I wunt increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Inge: Your husband he say so.
Wife: Oh yeah?
Inge: The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Inge: Yoor hozban did
Wife increasingly agitated: Oh he did, did he?
Inge: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, And did my husband say that as well?
Inge: No Madam The gardener did.
Wife: "So, how much do you want?
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, Now Inge, why do you want a pay increase?"
Inge: Well, Madam, there are tree reasons why I wunt increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Inge: Your husband he say so.
Wife: Oh yeah?
Inge: The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Inge: Yoor hozban did
Wife increasingly agitated: Oh he did, did he?
Inge: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, And did my husband say that as well?
Inge: No Madam The gardener did.
Wife: "So, how much do you want?
