Golf Balls

Golf Balls

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pants.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, It's golf balls.

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer.

She asked - Does it hurt as much as Tennis Elbow ?

How to win some Fosters

House of Jokes to make you laugh, as Laughter is a good medicine to get healing in the Body and release tension in the mind''''
How to win some Fosters 
Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters. Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Kev?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" "Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."