SCOTTISH COMPASSION
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs..
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in."
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