Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was not perfect, they  got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office  and asked him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him  the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I  mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I  don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland . Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty  good, and it say: