Jack,
aged 92, and Gill, aged 89, are all excited about their
decision
to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss
the wedding, and on
the way they pass a chemist's shop and
Jack suggests they go in.
Jack asks the man behind the
counter "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist
answers "Yes."
"We're about to get
married. Do you sell heart medication?"
"Of
course we do."
"How about medicine for
circulation?"
"All kinds "
"Medicine for rheumatism?"
"Definitely."
"How about suppositories?"
"You bet!"
"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and
Alzheimer's?"
"Yes, a large variety. The
works."
"What about vitamins, sleeping pills,
antidotes for Parkinson's
disease?"
"Absolutely."
"Everything for heartburn
and indigestion?"
"We sure do."
"You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
"All
speeds and sizes."
"Adult incontinence
pants?"
"Sure."
"Then
we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list."
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