Norm and Bazza got married in
QUEENSLAND
where this sort of thing is all too
common .
They couldn't afford a
honeymoon so they went back
to Norm's Mum and Dad's house for their first married
night together. In the morning, Johnny, (Norm's little
brother),
got up and had his
breakfast.
As he went out of the door to go to
school,
he asked his Mum if Norman and Barry were
up.
She replied, "No".
Johnny asked, "Do you know
what I think?"
His Mum replied, "I don't want to hear
what you think!
Just go to school." Johnny came home for
lunch and asked his Mum,
"Are Norman and Barry up yet?" She replied,
"No."
Johnny said, "Do you know what I think?" His Mum replied, "Never
mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school." After
school, Johnny came home and asked again,
"Are Norman and Barry up yet?" His Mum said,
"No."
He asked, "Do you know what I think?" His Mum replied, "OK, now
tell me what you think." He says: "Last
night Norman came to my
room
and I think I gave him my aeroplane
glue."
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