An Engineer

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Subject: An Engineer

An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to open a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.

A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer  a fool and comes to defraud & thinking of getting Rs.1000.

He says to the Engineer:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...

Engineer asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the Doctor shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The Engineer says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300.

After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks of getting back his lost Rs.300.
CLEVER Doctor :  I've lost my memory.
Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
C. DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Engineers...